Funny~~~

Found a joke in someone's blog,kinda interesting and funny.
Take a minute off from your stress and have a laugh.
Enjoy


THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE

The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
The following reasons:

1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6.-------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
8.-------My work exposes me to diseases.


Reply:

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2 You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH Brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of Your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Fly! Cyndi

Oh My Gosh!!~~Cyndi has a new album so soon!!
I'm gonna get it!!
Pals,if u see it in anywhere,pls inform me k..Thanx
YoHooo!

My Bday Pressies~~

SIghz I'm 1 year older on the 12th November.
This year bday celebration was a simple one.
On the Saturday afternoon (10th Nov),My sis gave me a treat to Ding Tai Fung for Dim Sum.I loved the Xiao long bao...we basically didn't have enough of those with the kids around
Late at night,We went to meet Bobby,Alan & Carine at AMK Botak Jones followed by Chomp Chomp Ice3.


On Sunday (11th Nov), DearDear and I went Movie,Shopping,Genki Sushi and ColdRock Cafe.

Marina Square GV-Bee Movie


DearDear Ordered Sea Urchin Sashimi


Grilled with Salted Marinated Roe


Comparing the Sizes of Ebi tempura we had in our sushi


Look at the amount of food we ate...


ColdRock Cafe with Tropicana Twister and 3scoops of sundae ice cream

On the 18th Nov(Sunday), Mom-in-Law wanted both of us to go back Tampines for Lunch.
She had specially prepared many nice dishes for Nicole(Jason's niece) and I
Nicole's Bday on the 15th,which is 3days after mine,so we celebrated together in Tampines with nice food served and a small strawberry cake.

The following are the pressies I received...Thanx Everyone!~


Special Handmade card from Venise


Mickey Bracelet from Charlie and Avril


Handphone chain with my name engraved behind-from Alan & Carine


Necklace from my Sis-in-Law(Jenny)


Lovely Flowers from Jason's Nieces(Nicole & Megan)


Ang Baos from My lovely Mom and Mom-in-Law

Gers Zouk Out!!~~

My deardear agreed to me joining Avril,Sarah & Cynthia to Zouk~~So happy!!
But...U guys should check out how excited my deardear was when I told him he could try out his full throttle speed alone when he joined Charlie,Damien,Alan and the rest to Msia Pump petrol and Makan.
He went out so much earlier than me...happily to Charlie's house,forgetting his Bike video disc at home...*Pengz*
When he called me at Charlie's house, he sounded bored...and was playing with their hamster...hahahaa!!~~
Well..me?I had a great time with the gers at Zouk!

One of our favourite pics



Awaiting for 23rd Nov--COuple Clubbing!!~~YEah~~